txmriddlx:

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

aroaceleovaldez:

still personally a huge fan of the theory that the reason why almost everybody has a crush on Percy is because of him picking up the scarf of Aphrodite in TLT, which specifically was noted to have love magic properties, especially since that could also be why Piper, as a daughter of Aphrodite, is seemingly the only one who doesn’t find him extremely attractive, because she’s immune

dmktxt:

normalize nonbinary people killing and maiming

dovewithscales:

princesstigerbelle:

noob-majesty:

where-are-my-tupperwares:

It’s not even Halloween yet

Shut up It’s always Halloween

It literally is Halloween

spockcoded:

there are too many acronyms now everyone needs to shut up. mcyt. my chemical youtube romance. what are you saying

plants4:

Cunt

billypotts:

billypotts:

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

homealonethree:

daytimerain:

homealonethree:

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

kibibarel:

i cannot fucking stand searching for jobs…..what the hell is this

virginiaisforhaters:

virginiaisforhaters:

??????????

!!!!!!!!!!!

this has a small handful of notes now so i just wanna say before someone decides to attack that this is someone who stole from a family owned small business and if you do that you deserve this 

gilettefusion5:

randomteenageangst:

heisenberg-inspo:

aniskul:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sometimes when my cat is breaking rules I tell them “stop that’s ILLEGAL”

I pretend to be very upset and say “I didn’t raise you to be like this”

I sigh and say ‘We’ve talked about this.’

I just look at him for a solid 10 seconds and say “Dude.”

I ask “Were you born in a barn???” which she in fact was

dsmsix:

DJdrummer (2021). Saturn Devouring His Son [Balloons].

folksaint:

tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME

ursulaklegun:

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

zenja-soba:

villainelle:

villainelle:

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

exactly.